Sunday, April 4, 2010
Why oh why, does anyone care about what bowel function Angelina Jolie had (or maybe did) today? Why on earth is she so news worthy? Why should I apparently care?
Every single night, once I have found a corner in my bed - between my Husband and our two Jack Russell's - I power up my Blackberry and religiously read Celebitchy. It is my all time favorite celebrity blog. I read every single post with glee, except for anything Jolie related.
Yes, I guess she is kinda drop dead beautiful. Yes she is rich, and yes she has managed to bed Brad Pit - but I am still unsure if she has any actual noteworthy personality.
I am still yet to read any compelling or semi interesting article on her. Every article seems to be fabricated from a paparazzi photo of a hair follicle out of place. Such a photo seems to result in headlines such as 'Angelia depressed, Brad moves out!' or 'Angelina admits she is a bisexual crazed work-a-holic-bot'.
I'm bored of you Angelina. Go and get trashed at a club, pash Johnny Depp and give me something interesting to read.
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