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I have always wanted to use the following phrase, although I have never had the opportunity. Drum roll ...

Oh snap (that's the phrase)! Sana Klaric and husband Adnan both secretly decided it would be a neato idea to look for companionship outside of their marriage, only to end up with each other.

After taking part in many in-depth online conversations as "Sweetie" and "Prince of Joy", the truth emerged when the two turned up for a date. Now the pair, from Bosnia, are divorcing after accusing each other of being unfaithful.

I guess it could go two ways:

So you would tell your knew online love that you will be the girl wearing the red dress at the local seedy pub. He would then tell you he would be holding the red rose. You both arrive and see each other.

Instantly, you fall in love again. With one passionate tongue pash all your marriage woes are forever in the past, you skip home together, hand in hand ... happily married for ever more.

That version is boring.

I would love to know what the exact exchange of words were the minute this couple met and realized how incredibly unfortunate they are (I mean that, in so many ways).

If only divorce procedures were done with a jury. I would fly to Bosnia and volunteer.